tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-33746353.post7691620794686009294..comments2011-03-30T20:05:53.797+00:00Comments on You'll thank me for this later: Day 304: Down with the kidsVoltanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09646125778691367982noreply@blogger.comBlogger4125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-33746353.post-20156624433225350872006-09-24T00:09:00.000+00:002006-09-24T00:09:00.000+00:00My own offspring has reaced the age of employabili...My own offspring has reaced the age of employability, yet I have kept him blissfully unaware of the concept of cash. Please send me details by email of the benefits/rewards you offer not exceeding six pounds British per week. Should you successfully conclude a contract with said offspring please send the hoodie direct to me under plain cover.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-33746353.post-81942933431026803982006-09-22T18:46:00.000+00:002006-09-22T18:46:00.000+00:00Death Squad NVQs. You might be onto something...Death Squad NVQs. You might be onto something...Huwhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17812961156865975046noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-33746353.post-53127003733239109262006-09-22T11:59:00.000+00:002006-09-22T11:59:00.000+00:00Hired suggests paid. Voltan prefers to think of th...Hired suggests paid. Voltan prefers to think of this scheme more an an internship. Benefits include a possible escape from future smiting, although no guarantees are made.Voltanhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09646125778691367982noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-33746353.post-81062296281928161972006-09-22T09:46:00.000+00:002006-09-22T09:46:00.000+00:00Also, ensure their loyalty with cheap, supermarket...Also, ensure their loyalty with cheap, supermarket own-brand cider; and nurofen tablets, with the letters "Nurof n" scraped off, convincing the little scrotes that they are "E".<br /><br />In this manner, they are unkknowingly on their first step towards meaningful employment as hired goons.Alistair Colemanhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11380404154114925293noreply@blogger.com