Ha! It is Friday the 13th. Again. Tremble with fear!
Zane has admitted to paraskavedekatriaphobia, the idiot. Voltan shall strew his path with ladders and precariously-balanced mirrors. Then Voltan shall observe his panic. Ha ha ha! This shall please Voltan!
Perhaps, to add a further element to the afternoon's fun, Voltan shall also put some spiders into Miss Billingbrox's hair. Ha ha ha!
Voltan is playful today.
An aside: Voltan applauds the Swedish custom of setting fire to one another on Friday 13th.
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3 comments:
Perhaps you should send Zane to FaPA (Friggatriskaidekaphobics and Paraskavedekatriaphobics Anonymous)... although they probably won't be meeting today.
hmmm...sucessfully navigated Firday the 13th, in Sweden, without nary a singe. Rejoice!
Were you queuing at Systembolaget for so long that you were late for the fire ritual?
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