Tuesday

Day 329: Control

When Voltan is lord and ruler of all, the sale of alcohol shall be strictly controlled via a monopoly. This shall be modeled upon Systembolaget of Sweden.

Perhaps you think this is because Voltan wishes the little people to be more efficient, or less violent or some such. It is for no such reason. Voltan merely wishes to vex others. Ha ha ha ha ha!

What? You know Voltan is evil.

2 comments:

glacial said...

Misery loves company. I whole heartedly support such a move. In fact if you need a minion to help implement it I'm your man.I trust Swedish prices will be adopted too!

Scaryduck said...

This has nothing to do with the fact that Voltan is falling down drunk after a half of shandy. Poor Voltan.