The governments of the Western world vaunt democracy as their greatest export and the root of their success. It is Voltan's opinion that this is but window dressing. The West is commercial, corporatist and entirely dependent upon the wage-slavery of its population.
Bring down its businesses, and its governments shall follow. This shall be achieved without the need to confront its armed forces. Therefore, Voltan shall sow death and terror among the business leaders of the Western World.
Voltan shall do this with explosive golf balls and poisoned tees. Voltan shall pass deadly electric currents through the flag poles in each hole. Ha ha! And Voltan shall keep something special in store for the 19th hole, oh yes. This shall be to the glory of Voltan.
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Plead for mercy
Should you wish your life to continue largely unchanged when Voltan is lord and ruler of all, you may submit a plea for mercy at the following address.
mr.voltan [at] googlemail.com
Your plea shall most likely be ignored. Book deals also accepted.
What are Voltan prime concerns?
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- Day 342: Is this goodbye?
- Day 336: Activity at last
- Day 335: Hot
- Day 332: Increasing handicap
- Day 331: Who shall bring forth deliverance?
- Day 330: Underachieving
- Day 329: Control
- Day 328: Zap, a return
- Day 325, later: Fun
- Day 325: Voltan makes the world go around
- Day 324: Welcome to Voltan's network
- Day 323: Ham-fisted radio
- Day 322: Il communication
- Day 321: Frisky
- Day 318: Jazz hands!
- Day 317: Remedy
- Day 316: On a small vessel
- Day 315: Plan for a slave army
- Day 314: Font fatwa... a fontwa
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Suspicious characters
Voltan keeps an eye on those who may cause trouble when Voltan is lord and ruler of all.
Here is the list of those Voltan has under surveillance:
About This Evilscope Transmission
- Voltan
- There is nothing you need to know about this Evilscope transmission. Stop asking questions. If you don't try any funny business then you won't get hurt. Until later.
1 comment:
Voltan, I think the reason you're only a beta villian is that you don't worlk weekends. Villany is a full time job, y'know.
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