When Voltan is lord and ruler of all, Comic Sans MS shall be obliterated from the face of the earth except for two instances:
1) In a museum, akin to the Black Museum. Its purpose to chill, warn and prohibit.
2) It shall be used on the death warrants of Voltan's enemies. Ha ha.
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An admirable goal, although I hope you first make a sign with it saying "You don't have to be evil to work here, but it helps". You could hang it behind your oversized evil command chair with switches in the arm rest.
My Evil Lord,
I shall gladly join your dark forces for this action alone. Though may this most humble one also request the removal of all caps lock keys... as it is clear that only your mighty sinfullness is capable of using the accursed thing correctly.
I'm sure I read this somewhere else a few days ago.
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