When Voltan is lord and ruler certain advances in mobile telephony shall be undone. Specifically, the capability to play music files through the telephone speaker shall be removed. No longer shall the top deck of buses be subject to the latest downloaded drivel. Instead, bus journeys shall be given over to quiet contemplation of the glory of Voltan.
Moreover, ringtones shall be regulated and subject to strict quality controls. No more ba-ding-ding-ding. Ever.
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You've got my vote, mister.
Hurrah!
So, you'll be neutering all chavs then?
Surely such antisocial noisome devices could be utilised by Voltan to extract necessary information from stubborn and unwilling… prisoners ?
Of course, you will ensure that the buses and trains do not run on time, thus giving the passengers longer to contemplate your glory, oh great one.
What kind of "strick quality controls" did you have in mind, Voltan?
Strick? Ah. A regrettable (if somewhat ironic) oversight. It has been rectified.
Have you not been paying attention, Duck man? Voltan shall make the trains run on time. Although Voltan will admit that no mention was made of buses. But Voltan's public transport networks shall be fully integrated, and as such buses shall run on time. Any bus or train drivers who are late (or bolshy—Voltan has noted their unions' tendencies) shall be summarily executed.
You'll keep camera phone technology though, surely? It would provide a good means for subjects to record and report any unvoltanistic behaviour they observe in their fellow citizens.
'Unvoltanistic'. Voltan should make that 'word of the week'. Or century. Or something.
I will be happy when Voltan makes the trains boats buses and planes all run on time. Especially without crazy frog ringtones and Chavmusic.
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