It has not escaped Voltan's notice that extensive systems of surveillance cameras have become commonplace in large population centres.
Voltan shall subvert these systems and install lasers in the cameras. Then Voltan shall wrest control of the systems from their operators. The power or remote-controlled death shall be at Voltan's fingertips. This shall be to the glory of Voltan!
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Plead for mercy
Should you wish your life to continue largely unchanged when Voltan is lord and ruler of all, you may submit a plea for mercy at the following address.
mr.voltan [at] googlemail.com
Your plea shall most likely be ignored. Book deals also accepted.
What are Voltan prime concerns?
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Suspicious characters
Voltan keeps an eye on those who may cause trouble when Voltan is lord and ruler of all.
Here is the list of those Voltan has under surveillance:
About This Evilscope Transmission
- Voltan
- There is nothing you need to know about this Evilscope transmission. Stop asking questions. If you don't try any funny business then you won't get hurt. Until later.
3 comments:
I've been meaning to ask. Is there a Mrs Voltan, or are you a "confirmed bachelor"?
I'd also like to know this, because I want to throw my lingerie at you.
Voltan's personal life is not a matter for public record. But you may rest assured that if you pelt Voltan with female undergarments, Voltan shall not then wear them.
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