When Voltan is lord and ruler of all, the sale of alcohol shall be strictly controlled via a monopoly. This shall be modeled upon Systembolaget of Sweden.
Perhaps you think this is because Voltan wishes the little people to be more efficient, or less violent or some such. It is for no such reason. Voltan merely wishes to vex others. Ha ha ha ha ha!
What? You know Voltan is evil.
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Should you wish your life to continue largely unchanged when Voltan is lord and ruler of all, you may submit a plea for mercy at the following address.
mr.voltan [at] googlemail.com
Your plea shall most likely be ignored. Book deals also accepted.
What are Voltan prime concerns?
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Suspicious characters
Voltan keeps an eye on those who may cause trouble when Voltan is lord and ruler of all.
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2 comments:
Misery loves company. I whole heartedly support such a move. In fact if you need a minion to help implement it I'm your man.I trust Swedish prices will be adopted too!
This has nothing to do with the fact that Voltan is falling down drunk after a half of shandy. Poor Voltan.
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