Voltan admires Saparmyrat Ataýewiç Nyýazow, the great Turkmenbashi! He is a true leader worthy of praise. It will be a great shame to depose him. However, Voltan shall not flinch from this when it is time.
When Voltan is lord and ruler of all, Voltan shall order the construction of giant, rotating golden statues of Voltan to be placed in the principal cities throughout Voltan's dominions.
There shall be much rejoicing. This pleases Voltan.
Moreover, Voltan shall rename various locations in order to reflect their status within the new world order. Thus New York shall become Voltanhattan; London, Voltanium; and Sydney Voltanharbour, New South Voltanland.
All current nation states shall be abolished. They shall be replaced with a single state: Voltanistan.
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Plead for mercy
Should you wish your life to continue largely unchanged when Voltan is lord and ruler of all, you may submit a plea for mercy at the following address.
mr.voltan [at] googlemail.com
Your plea shall most likely be ignored. Book deals also accepted.
What are Voltan prime concerns?
Blog Archive
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September
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- Day 311: Loose lips
- Day 310: Fog fug
- Day 309: Zap!
- Day 308: The best money Voltan ever spent
- Day 307: Another list of the superlativest items ever
- Day 304: Down with the kids
- Day 303: Stool
- Day 302: Spidergeddon
- Day 301: A set-to
- Day 300, later: Electoral update
- Day 300: Voltan dares to dream
- Day 297: Evilscope
- Day 296: Bonfire of the profanities
- Day 295, later: A meeting with Miss Billingbrox
- Day 295: Divide and rule
- Day 294: Home shopping the evil way
- Day 293: Voltanistan
- Day 291: Spitting
- Day 290, later: Becalmed
- Day 290: Sing praise to the glory of Voltan
- Day 289: Interloper!
- Day 288: Defeating Voltan's arch-nemesis
- Day 287: The mess must go
- Day 286: Chewing gum
- Day 285: Voltan shall make the trains run on time
- Day 283: Power to Voltan!
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Suspicious characters
Voltan keeps an eye on those who may cause trouble when Voltan is lord and ruler of all.
Here is the list of those Voltan has under surveillance:
About This Evilscope Transmission
- Voltan
- There is nothing you need to know about this Evilscope transmission. Stop asking questions. If you don't try any funny business then you won't get hurt. Until later.
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