A sea mist has risen up today. It cuts Super Secret Sea-Base Beta off from the world. The sea is flat with almost no swell at all. There is no movement. No sound. Nothing but flat, milky light.
A listless mood has arisen within Voltan as if to mirror the weather. Voltan spent much of the morning in a brooding torpor. After some time Voltan grew restless and began to fidget, picking rust off rivets and opening and shutting the map room door to hear the hinges squeal.
It is in such moments that Voltan falls prey to fears and misgivings. But it does not do to dwell upon them. One must be resolute if one wishes to take over the world.
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Plead for mercy
Should you wish your life to continue largely unchanged when Voltan is lord and ruler of all, you may submit a plea for mercy at the following address.
mr.voltan [at] googlemail.com
Your plea shall most likely be ignored. Book deals also accepted.
What are Voltan prime concerns?
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September
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- Day 311: Loose lips
- Day 310: Fog fug
- Day 309: Zap!
- Day 308: The best money Voltan ever spent
- Day 307: Another list of the superlativest items ever
- Day 304: Down with the kids
- Day 303: Stool
- Day 302: Spidergeddon
- Day 301: A set-to
- Day 300, later: Electoral update
- Day 300: Voltan dares to dream
- Day 297: Evilscope
- Day 296: Bonfire of the profanities
- Day 295, later: A meeting with Miss Billingbrox
- Day 295: Divide and rule
- Day 294: Home shopping the evil way
- Day 293: Voltanistan
- Day 291: Spitting
- Day 290, later: Becalmed
- Day 290: Sing praise to the glory of Voltan
- Day 289: Interloper!
- Day 288: Defeating Voltan's arch-nemesis
- Day 287: The mess must go
- Day 286: Chewing gum
- Day 285: Voltan shall make the trains run on time
- Day 283: Power to Voltan!
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Suspicious characters
Voltan keeps an eye on those who may cause trouble when Voltan is lord and ruler of all.
Here is the list of those Voltan has under surveillance:
About This Evilscope Transmission
- Voltan
- There is nothing you need to know about this Evilscope transmission. Stop asking questions. If you don't try any funny business then you won't get hurt. Until later.
4 comments:
Ah don't worry, this sort of thing happens all the time at this part of the year. Sooner or later it'll be hurtling towards Christmas and there will be lots of reindeer related ways to use to take over the world.
Quick question for you.
What is your usual attire whilst planning your domination of the planet?
Voltan does not wear special clothes except on ceremonial occasions. Thus no swishing, high-collared cape; no turban; no sash; no sword of doom. Just something casual, usually in rubber or leather.
The matter of a proper evil uniform for Voltan's armed forces is something Voltan shall touch on later.
Thank you, Voltan :)
Oh, and if you need a designer for the uniforms, please let me know.
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