Friday

Day 304: Down with the kids

Indolent youth do not trouble Voltan. There are very few such to be found upon the high seas. However, Voltan is aware that street corners in many a town in many a nation state are troubled by accretions of disaffected teenagers. However, hulking hormonal monsters are not a menace, they are a resource waiting to be tapped. Voltan shall set them to work administering vicious beatings.

The young have no conscience and little inclination to think for themselves. More importantly, they shall be keen to make their way in the new world oder under Voltan's rule, whereas the older population has more to lose by Voltan's rise to power. Voltan shall use this underage army to cow the older population. Ha!

Voltan shall distribute free 'hoodies' bearing natty insignia. Loyalty to Voltan shall be absolute.

4 comments:

Scaryduck said...

Also, ensure their loyalty with cheap, supermarket own-brand cider; and nurofen tablets, with the letters "Nurof n" scraped off, convincing the little scrotes that they are "E".

In this manner, they are unkknowingly on their first step towards meaningful employment as hired goons.

Voltan said...

Hired suggests paid. Voltan prefers to think of this scheme more an an internship. Benefits include a possible escape from future smiting, although no guarantees are made.

Huw said...

Death Squad NVQs. You might be onto something...

Jimbo said...

My own offspring has reaced the age of employability, yet I have kept him blissfully unaware of the concept of cash. Please send me details by email of the benefits/rewards you offer not exceeding six pounds British per week. Should you successfully conclude a contract with said offspring please send the hoodie direct to me under plain cover.